Gary, the rookie private eye

Gary here, dispatching my first spy mission. The client told me to stop calling it a spy mission but as my life coach always says, a little drama never hurt nobody. A bit about me: I’m 63, semi-retired, and finally following my passion of investigative detectiving. My personal hero is Joey Greco from Cheaters—some call Read more

You Had to be There

Oops, we did it again except it’s not oops because we sat together at a coffee shop and annoyed the other people at the community table (who the h came up with that concept at coffee shops BY THE WAY) with our musings of how to transform this idiom into something funny. Something 8Xs funny. Read more

That Escalated Quickly

Q: What’s black and white and unread all over? A: All the damn privacy policy emails we’ve been getting. Killer joke, us. ROFLOL, high five, t-shirt gun release. This series is a mini one called Inside Joke—and it’s a little dip into some of the different humorous tones that exist on the planet. We often Read more

One hour, 22 one-liners about 7-Eleven

Did seeing the words “7-Eleven” cause your mouth to instantly water for Doritos or Laffy Taffy or a Slurpee? Hark! the power of the 7-Eleven brand. That, and it’s usually the last thing open when you need something weird or tasty or buzzy. BUT HEY, POWER IS POWER. We chose this brand as ur final Read more

One hour, 21 one-liners about Oat Milk

Don Draper looks off into the distance with a twinkle in his eye before slowly sweeping his hand in a dramatic panning gesture for his captivated, boardroom audience, “Oatly: Oats don’t have nipples, but that’s never stopped us.” Spoiler alert: that ad presentation got him a big fat standing O by the client. IT’S OUR Read more

One hour, 20 one-liners about pet adoption

This one went off the rails fast but funny ideas usually do, right? RIGHT? We chose pet adoption organizations as the theme for today’s challenge because we both have rescue pups hence are better than you. The rules, in case you haven’t been reading, ugh: 1 brand or product A firestorm of one-liner campaign concepts Read more