1. We stand by the truth that fun sells.
2. We also believe that you can’t spell fun without F U. (Our name is Obedient after
all—because we want to teach you to do the opposite with your business.)
3. We live by the raw, proven mathematics that unexpected + unconventional = unforgettable.
4. We know that if you can make people laugh, you can make them do anything. (Anything legal, that is.)
5. We break rules on the reg, for example we said there would be three things here
and we just listed 5.