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(Mostly the first part.) (Okay, half and half.)

Sheesh, you’re overly-formal.

2023-06-05T16:59:51-04:00Sheesh, You're Boring|

There are loads of impressive statistics about how emotions influence consumer buying behavior, but since this isn’t the beginning of a 90s term paper, we won’t open with a stat. Now that the intro is over, though, here’s one. A few years ago, the most-shared post on The New Yorker was a humor piece. In ...

Sheesh, you’re thirsty.

2023-06-05T17:02:14-04:00Sheesh, You're Boring|

Perhaps what unites us all is not having a great comeback for pushy, street salespeople who lead with questions like, “Do you care about clean energy and women’s rights and orphan orangutans and saving the neighborhood and also bees?” Cue: Yes, um, I do care, but I’m late for a meeting and, I actually donated ...

Sheesh, You’re Boring.

2023-10-03T11:07:03-04:00Must Reads, Sheesh, You're Boring|

You walk into a room with two doors —door #1 says, “Hi, I’m a door,” and door #2 says, “The party’s in here and yes, there is a queso fountain.” It’s a no brainer which door you’re opening, correct? Busted: this a metaphor for the words you use to market your business.  Why, pray tell, ...

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